June 2012
- dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
- dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
- me being rude: omfg shut the fuck up
- me being polite: omfg please shut the fuck up
- Parents: Who are you texting?
- Parents: Who are you calling?
- Parents: Who are you chatting with?
- Me: Jake from State Farm