July 2012
- friend: move you're blocking the view
- me: i am the view.
- plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie.
- Friend: What's your type?
- Me: Famous or fictional.
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
- future child: mom can you tell me a story
- me: sure
- me: this is the story of a girl
- future child: what
- me: WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD